bardstard:

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

glumshoe:

My cat is touched-starved and demanding because everyone else but me is unwilling to pet her. They are unwilling to pet her because she is a bad person who loves crime and hurting people. She doesn’t understand how these things are connected and so I must bear the full load of both her affection and her bloodthirsty violence.

busket:

cissy-girl:

busket:

if ur a terf unfollow me and know that i hate you

It’s fine if you hate someone for what they believe, but maybe don’t just flat-out say it? You could phrase it like ‘if ur a terf unfollow me and never speak to me again’ or something without the hateful shaming. I know it’s too late for this post but maybe in the future? :)

i do hate you though, and you should feel ashamed :)

chefpyro:

a-personlol:

laymansterms12:

The Velvet room from the Persona series but Eric Andre and Hannibal Burress take over the roles of Igor and the attendant.

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Are you implying the velvet room and the eric andre set aren’t the same place

Eric puts his foot through his desk. Hannibal eats a cabbage. You fuse Dionysus.

dracota:

roastedduck:

fur-bies:

i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

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and i have never laughed so hard x’D

never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again

You never peeled a furby?